IDK, some Vegas Vac. 411 2 keep on the DL September 11, 2007

Apparently, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” … in my case however, it is not necessary!  What happened in my week long adventure to Sin City was the following:

1.  Gambling!  Especially roulette for some strange reason
2. Eating … and more eating … and even more eating to the point where I never want to eat again!
3. Drinking .. it is hard for me to not drink when it is free!

It was definitely a fun time.  We got to see Sway from MTV News at the Palms since it was the week of the MTV Video Music Awards and all and the was exciting.  I joined the player’s club at three different casinos.  My only regret — only getting 1/5 of the required points at the Palms towards getting a free t-shirt which read, “What happens at the Palms, never happened” … got to love that!

In other news, I do love the new texting commerical from AT&T … hence the title of this entry …

I started a journal August 25, 2007

I thought maybe since I have been suffering from lack of sleep and my freakish need to constantly clean my room has become tiresome I would start writing in a journal.  Yes, I realize that my blog is supposed to be journal like, however, I don’t ever write about personal things so much on here because … well, duh, it is on the internet.

I might start posting highlights from my diary (no, that sounds too wimpy)  journal on here.  Who knows what great psychotic rants I will get into now that I am totally a walking zombie.

On a side note, Facebook is totally the bigger waste of time than even MySpace.  I have friends on Facebook that I have seen or spoken to since like elementary school.  It is insane!  MySpace is still a social disease however I am begining to think that Facebook is so much worse.  I can only waste a half an hour at a time on MySpace but Facebook I can waste hours on end with.  I mean … WTF?

Harold and Kumar Go to Amsterdam August 25, 2007

This is the movie to end all movies.  Can’t wait til ‘08!

So I bought a new alarm clock… August 15, 2007

So I bought a new alarm clock, after badly breaking my old one.  I had no idea how much I had mangled that thing until I looked at my new one and compared it to the remainder of my old alarm clock.  It was strange getting something so fancy just to wake me up but it did work.  In fact, I didn’t even have to set the time since it automatically knows by some crazy clock magic.  Now I should be getting ready for work now instead of typing this.  Too bad they haven’t invented off-task alarms yet.

Celebrity Look-alikes? Haha! August 1, 2007

Why do they think I am Indian or Asian? LOL. I tried it with 4 different pictures and I keep coming up the same … very strange! =)

Here is attempt 4 (even with my worst washed out photo I still am asian!)

I guess my Polish powers are wearing off? … caluski

More attempts …

Apparently I look like Angelina Jolie in this one! (That’s hot)

I couldn’t sleep … July 24, 2007

… so I decided to alphabetize my interests:

abercrombie boys, alligators, apple martinis, arizona, avoiding work, basketball, beautiful people, beauty, being blonde, being cheerful, being happy, being hot, being loud, being me, being positive, being with people, books, boys, brand new, bubble baths, bubble gum, bunnies, burn outs, camaros, candles, cars, cartoons, celebrity jeopardy, celicas, champagne, chapstick, cherries, cherry coke, chocolate, clothes, coach, conan o’brien, corona light, corvettes, cuddling, dancing, dogs, dragons, drinking, drinking water, driving, driving fast, eating, ebay, exploding dog, family, fashion, fast cars, fat tire, fiction, firebirds, flirting, flowers, foo fighters, football, friends, fun, getting dressed up, good kissers, grey goose, gucci, gummy bears, happy hour, having fun, high end cars, hip hop, hollister boys, hot boys, hot rods, hot wheels, hugs, ignoring people, jack and coke, jazz, joe cool, joe zombie, kissing, lemon martinis, lingerie, lip gloss, listening to music, literature, louis vuitton, makeup, making out, manchester united, manicures, martinis, meditation, meeting people, mongoose, movies, mr2s, music, new castle, new orleans, new york, nsx’s, parties, partying, perfection, pirates, pop rocks, prada, primered cars, punk, punk music, puppies, purses, rainy days, reading, rk sport, rock, rolling rock, scrubs, sex, sexy boys, sexy rap mixes, shooting stars, short skirts, silly string, skyy, sleeping, soccer, stars, string cheese, sunglasses, supras, swimming, swing music, taking pictures, tanning, tennis, tickling, trans ams, traveling, trouble, trucks, tucson, tuner cars, university of arizona, video games, vodka, volkswagons, whipped cream, zebras.

I will have to continue elaborating on this later.

The Two Things I’ve Learned this Weekend July 15, 2007

I have had a very productive weekend and I have learned quite a few things, but only two of them really matter so I wanted to share them with the world.

IMPORTANT THING I LEARNED (#1)

If someone is going to go out on an all night binge drinking spree, it is good to have a plan when you come home. Since I didn’t feel drunk until I laid down in bed and attempted using the computer (and I am still convinced that it was the brightness of the screen in the darkness of the room that made me sick) one should have a garbage receptical nearby just in case one has to get sick in a hurry.

IMPORTANT THING I LEARNED (#2)

The newest Harry Potter movie (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) was exactly how I imagined it would be. This made me slightly irritated. Definitely see Transformers before you see this movie … Transformers was way better, and I consider myself a Harry Potter fan for the most part.

Oh well, just keep it all in mind that even long, drunken weekends can be learning experiences and I am glad I could get all of that out there.

Happy 4th of July July 4, 2007

I love America, thank you for the random day off in the middle of the week and thank you for making me an accessory to a crime for smuggling illegal contraband into Arizona and thank you for the lovely hotdogs.

God bless America and the exciting week it has already brought to me.

Now let us celebrate by blowing up said illegal contraband and quite possibly starting a brushfire or losing a limb.

…that was a joke… no one will blow anything up until MUCH later today.

In-N-Out Burger is like mana from heaven July 2, 2007

The best thing about living in Tucson now is that we have a brand new In-N-Out Burger finally.  Every day I go to work, I imagine that lovely red and yellow sign just a block away.  After eating my wonderful burger and fries I feel like a new person.  I feel like I can rebuild homes for the homeless and douse burning wildfires single-handedly.  I think I can find the cure for cancer.

The wonderful thing about this new found emotion of sheer, powerful motivation is that I look at my pile of work after I finish this glorious meal and I immediately abandon all hope that this emotion will stick around.  If I didn’t feel discouraged after that then my feeler theory wouldn’t hold up.  Although the delicious morsels that is In-N-Out burger does mess with my mind, I still love it.

Yes, I do love In-N-Out burger.  And yes, I would marry it … if it was legal to do that sort of thing in Arizona.

Damn the “MySpace” and its evil tyranny! June 27, 2007

Yes. I logged into the MySpace again today. #$%&!

I still hold firm that this disgustingly, guilty pleasure has been sucking the very last strands of reality that my generation has been holding onto. I seriously just need to turn off those awful email notifications that taunt me into logging in. The always tempt me by proclaiming that “<3 Jamie <3″ wants to be my friend or “DaViD” has sent me a message.

If curiosity really did kill the cat, then thank God (or gods if you prefer or thank your mom if you’re not religious) because I would have been killed next if I didn’t attempt so much to withhold from signing into the devious web page.

I think Tom was onto something. The MySpace is like cocaine for the internet. Oh, what would we do if they ever started charging to use that stupid page? … I know what I would do … buy stock. Lots and lots of stock. I am on to you, MySpace people … you may be crafty but I am craftier.