Life could be about a billion times better if you could order your friends and loved ones like sandwiches. Here is my example of a boyfriend sandwich:
- Fancy hair
- Funny
- Smart
- Slightly scruffy and unkempt
- Hold the disgustingly clingy behavior
And oh yeah, I definitely would like to get the extra value meal with the door openings and starter dinner and movie date. Can I get that super sized? =)