The best thing about living in Tucson now is that we have a brand new In-N-Out Burger finally. Every day I go to work, I imagine that lovely red and yellow sign just a block away. After eating my wonderful burger and fries I feel like a new person. I feel like I can rebuild homes for the homeless and douse burning wildfires single-handedly. I think I can find the cure for cancer.
The wonderful thing about this new found emotion of sheer, powerful motivation is that I look at my pile of work after I finish this glorious meal and I immediately abandon all hope that this emotion will stick around. If I didn’t feel discouraged after that then my feeler theory wouldn’t hold up. Although the delicious morsels that is In-N-Out burger does mess with my mind, I still love it.
Yes, I do love In-N-Out burger. And yes, I would marry it … if it was legal to do that sort of thing in Arizona.